Get ripped (off)!

Yeah, because this guy was so gargantuan in the first picture. Positively corpulent. Um.

Actually I find the top picture a lot more attractive than the one below. Extremes don't appeal to me. So what if Buddy loses bodyweight that he didn't need to; what does that prove?

What could his secret be? Could it possibly be a lot of vegetable matter and lean protein and healthy fats taken in moderate amounts? How about the limiting of alcohol and sweets? Regular exercise? Do we really need to click on the ad to learn how to get our bodies where they're supposed to be?

Let's click. Oh, my! Apparently you can subsist on chicken chimichangas because

"Turns out this guy knows one of the personal trainers who works with a bunch of the Hollywood elite, and he told him that basically all of Hollywood is using this new bio-engineered hemo-dialator stuff called Acai Elite Extreme to pack on muscle and this other new supplement called Official Cleanse to burn the fat and clean out their colon (gross I know but that's how they get their skin tight and their waste so thin)."

(Please tell me that "waste" is a typo)

Wait a minute, if you know a guy who knows a guy, why aren't you telling the rest of us mere mortals that guy's name? Surely he's not ashamed of his "stuff" that you claim he is using. Surely he has some empirical evidence that proves that Acai and colon cleansing help you lose weight and "make your abs pop out" (Where? In someone's eye?).

The guy on the right looks like he knows that I entered my information for a *free* sample of AcaiElite Extreme but balked at entering my credit card info. Maybe he knows that I'm writing this post! MAYBE HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE. That's a disquieting thought.

Evil Bitch that I am, I'm suspicious of anything that promises to be the ultimate solution for your weight loss woes, especially something that requires a credit card. It's almost like I don't trust these people!

The thing is, nothing works except diet and exercise. Oh, yeah, you could get your stomach stapled, but it isn't exactly recommended for losing that last 10 pounds. And I would give Acaicoloncleansersupercreatineprotein supplements a miss. Dog knows what else they put in there... just look at Muscles here. Maybe it's just the colon cleanse that he's going through.