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Nim says:
http://www.aralifestyle.com/article.aspx?UserFeedGuid=bf387abe-3a1c-4758-a448-d78578631598&ArticleId=2453&ComboId=13918&title=Breakthrough-discovery-for-joint-relief&origin=222839-APP13

Nim says:
this picture looks like it was put together by someone who doesn't understand what a knee looks like

Bravewolf says:
riiiight... "Researchers in Cambridge, Mass., have discovered..." Where's the study? Where's the citations?
it's a special knee

Nim says:
but it looks like the knee caps are on the backs of the knees.

Bravewolf says:
just by taking this product, your knee will reform itself into a Super-Knee(TM). Hop like a kangaroo! Leap 6 foot fences in a single bound! Always wanted to screw around in a construction site with all that pesky barbed wire protecting it from unauthorized entry? Now's your chance!

Nim says:
haha

Bravewolf says:
I'm sure it's totally legit.

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Things you never want to hear our trainer say in the middle of a workout

I'm considering hiring the services of a nutritionist, if not a personal trainer. My physical fitness regimen is suffering of late. It's like I don't have any motivation - I have the equipment and the ability to take on a significant amount of exercise, but I just don't. Something has to change.

The problem is, of course, that I'm lazy. Most people are, but some hide it better than others.